If you’ve known me for any length of time you’ll know my stomach is a huge pain in the arse (or stomach, whatever). Since going on a course of antibiotics from hell for an H.Pylori infection and losing too much weight I’ve just about managed to get myself back on track with natural remedies (mastic gum, probiotics, nettle tea and slippery elm).

There’s one thing I’m not back on track with though, and that’s my weight. It’s become something of an obsession lately and not in the usual female way. I’m desperate to gain a stone so that my clothes fit again and I can lie comfortably in bed. Waking up on my front means sore hipbones and then getting up to find all my clothes look wrong. Well, until yesterday when I bought the pair of jeans I’ve been searching out for the past 3 weeks (thank you, Dotty P).

The cake I made for boyfriend's birthday, but couldn't eat (Yes, Skoda, I know. My boy does love his car)

The cake I made for boyfriend's birthday, but couldn't eat (Yes, Skoda, I know. My boy does love his car)

So at the moment I spend a bit of time each day counting how many calories I eat (using this website). I aim for about 2200 per day but usually end up with about 1900. I’m drinking Complan milkshakes in the evening to round up meal-count per day to 4. This diet probably sounds like heaven to some, but I can’t eat wheat so finding fatty stuff is difficult. No cakes, doughnuts, biscuits, toasties etc. The fact I adore fruit and veg doesn’t help either. I’m starting to feel guilty about eating a bowl of blueberries. I’m not underweight (according to Carly’s Wii fit), but having been a stone heavier I know I’m happier that way. Plus there’s a whole shelf of jeans here going to waste.

Has anyone got any good (wheat free) tips for putting on weight? Preferably in the bum and boobs regions, but that’s probably just asking too much.

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